the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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