I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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