Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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