ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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