My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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