ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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