so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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