my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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