Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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