The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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