I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
