i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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