I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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