My hand turned me down
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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