thus making me awesome and them whores
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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