Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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