Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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