Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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