Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
