How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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