I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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