i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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