love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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