I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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