I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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