margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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