dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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