Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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