She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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