Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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