You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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