We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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