He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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