Will you blow on my dice?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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