I want to have your abortion
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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