Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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