I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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