Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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