You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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