Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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