the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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