Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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