is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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