So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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