I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
