: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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