Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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