From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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