next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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