we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
