I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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