We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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