We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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