She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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