end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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